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Bible In Five Statements

I would like to give a shout-out to Kristen who tagged me. Here’s the task I was given:

Summarize the Bible in five statements (fifteen words).  The first statement – one word long, the second two, the third three, the fourth four and the last five words long. Or possibly you could do this in descending order. Tag five people.

I don’t tag people so ignore that last part.

My first attempt:

Obviously false
Horribly mistaken dogma
Why believe this nonsense?
Seriously, who believes this crap?

I felt something was a bit off however, so I decided to give it another shot. My second attempt:

Exceedingly influential
Misunderstood for generations
Historically unreliable, theologically brilliant
Should the canon be closed?

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  1. 12/10/2009 at 6:31 am

    You didn’t tag me, but I gave it two tries.

    Why me?
    God is here
    I am not God
    Looking forward to the end

    Mostly misunderstood
    Inclusive of all
    Theologically brilliant beyond comprehension
    I’ll ask questions for eternity

    I’ll share this with others. Thanks.


  2. 12/10/2009 at 5:55 pm

    Your responses fit you well too. 🙂

    At first flippant and disrespectful, and then intellectual and academic.

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